10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.