10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.