10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.