10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright