10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)