10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.