10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.