10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is for loners.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm