10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus