10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!