10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.