10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.