10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword