10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike