10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.