10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth