10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.