10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"