10 Random Poker Quotes

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.