10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22