10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon