10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.