10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss