10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "No river, no fish."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom