10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)