10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson