10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."