10 Random Poker Quotes

Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson