10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.