10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker