10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)