10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22