10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow