10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.