10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.