10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.