10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.