10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"