10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"