10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword