10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "No river, no fish."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright