10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson