10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword