10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is