10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.