10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fold and live to fold again
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave