10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!