10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.