10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'