10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.